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Tesla Will Be Going Fishing With Cybertruck Bait

There's no such thing as a bad day of fishing for Tesla, when its lure is the best made truck in the world by a country mile.



There's a great deal of anticipation and excitement building up for the Tesla Cybertruck.


Tesla plans to start production of the Cybertruck at its Austin Gigafactory, which covers 2,500 acres along the Colorado River with over 10 million square feet of factory floor. The Gigafactory Texas is a U.S. manufacturing hub for the Tesla

Model Y and it will also become the hub for the Tesla Cybertruck.



Tesla intends to Kick Ass and take no names with the Cybertruck


“Tesla’s CEO Elon Musk has made another bold statement about the company’s new Cybertruck. He said the goal of this Cybertruck is “to kick the most amount of ass possible”. Elon Musk also jokingly said that the Cybertruck was designed to survive the apocalypse with its bulletproof body.”


According to the Tesla website


With up to 3,500 pounds of payload capacity and adjustable air suspension, Cybertruck is the most powerful tool we have ever built. With the ability to pull near infinite mass and a towing capability of over 14,000 pounds,



The Tesla Cybertruck can go 0-60 mph in 2.9 seconds. drive up to 500 miles on a full charge, has a Ultra-Hard 30X stainless-steel exoskeleton, and has Armor Glass that can absorb high impact force.


The Cybertruck can perform in almost any extreme situation with ease. It can raise and lower suspension four inches in either direction for easy access to the Cybertruck or the vault, while self-leveling capabilities adapt to any occasion and assist with every job.



Tesla is going fishing in the Big-5 truck fishing holes


Elon Musk has very ambitious plans to go after the truck industry, which had the #1 (Ford F Series), #2 (Chevy Silverado), #3 (Ram Pickup), #7 (GMC Sierra) and the #9(Toyota Tacoma) most sold vehicles in the US, with a grand total sales of 2,114,500 in 2022 - Now that's a lot of Cheddar for Tesla to go get!


Here are the truck sales totals for 2022:


Ford F-150 Series

2022 Sales: 653,937

#1 Vehicle sold in the US

Chevy Silverado

2022 Sales: 513,354

#2 Vehicle sold in the US




Ram Pickup

2022 Sales: 468,344

#3 Vehicle sold in the US



GMC Sierra

2022 Sales: 241,522

#7 Vehicle sold in the US



Toyota Tacoma

2022 Sales: 237,213

#9 Vehicle sold in the US



The horror! The horror!


Now if that doesn't run a shiver up and down the spine of the auto industry, then maybe this will - Tesla just announced price cuts on the Tesla Model 3 and the Tesla Model Y. I can faintly hear the Car industry executives coming to grips with this, and emoting with a cry that is no more than a breath: "The horror! ...The horror!"


Tesla has reduced their EV prices MASSIVELY in the US. Here are the reductions:


  • Model 3 RWD: $43,990 (from $46,990, a 6.4% drop)

  • Model 3 P: $53,990 ($62,990, 14.2% drop)

  • Model Y Long Range: $52,990 (from $65,990, a 20% drop)

  • Model Y P: $56,990 (from $69,990, a 20% drop)


Now with these price drops, the Tesla Model 3 and Tesla Model Y qualify with the new EV tax credit of $7,500, which will bring the prices down even more.


"The horror! ...The horror!" - Indeed!

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